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Ashton Kutcher attempts to outdo his own lameness.

Apr 12, 2008 Author: | Filed under: Adnan Ghalib, Kathy Griffin, Ashton Kutcher, victorias secret

By parading Kathy Griffin and Adnan Ghalib around Victoria’s Secret.

Yeah right.

First off, Kathy Griffin doesn’t wear lingerie with her lovers, she wears long pointy hats and sets her mate on fire. And Adnan doesn’t get to date any actual celebs now, he is back to the F-List. I can’t believe that Ashton can’t think of any better ideas. Just kidding, it’s not shocking at all.

More pictures of the lamest Ashton Kutcher attempt ever.

Ashton Kutcher is apparently not savvy or witty.

Mar 26, 2008 Author: | Filed under: Ashton Kutcher, ashton kutcher pop fiction

His new show, Pop Fiction, which is centered around fooling the media with celeb pranks, is apparently fooling no one. The original Paris Hilton plus Monk recipe seemed to get the attention of the media, but since then, seems to have went down hill.

NY Daily News says, “There’s nothing these people do that we don’t know about before they get there. We know everything. Ninety percent of their lives are put together by other people. It’s almost like these celebs have LoJack. It’s easy to track them. ”
Star mag ran a picture of Paris and her “guru,” but reported that it was a stunt. “We never took it seriously,” Star editor in chief Candace Trunzo tells us. “After a while, you learn what smells.” Kutcher’s crusade for truth won’t affect Star’s coverage of Kutcher and his wife, Demi Moore, Trunzo says. “He’s only semi-interesting,” she says. “He doesn’t sell a lot of mags.”
“It’s a typical conceited celebrity,” says a mag insider. “Live a life, man. Grow up. Go act. If a celeb has a full week, then they have way too much time on their hands.”

Doesn’t appear that Ashton has very many friends in the media. Can you say backfire?

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Archive for the ‘Ashton Kutcher’ Category

Ashton Kutcher attempts to outdo his own lameness.

Ashton Kutcher is apparently not savvy or witty.

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